Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
The worst std is children
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
people adding things 2 my posts
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
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