Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
i am a white male and i speak for all white males when i say i am uncomfortable with how we are portrayed on this website
amen brother. did you get the coleslaw and mayonnaise casserole i sent you?
hey do you brahs wanna go to my house later and drink some monster energy drinks and look at my DC shoe collection
Thats so fucking rude
so was slavery
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now